Career Options
Sam: “Mommy, do you know what I’m going to be when I’m an indult?”
Me: “No, please tell me.”
Sam: “A cashier. AND an artist.”
Sam: “And I’m also going to be a mail woman.”
Me: “You mean like a mail carrier? Someone who delivers the mail to people’s houses?”
Sam: “Yes! And I’m definitely going to be a mommy.”
Me: “How many children are you going to have?”
Sam: “A trillion and 12!”
Me: “WOW.”
Sam: “And I’ll have 92 husbands.”
Me: “You’re going to need them with all those children.”
Sam: “And 82 wifes.”
Me: “82 wives.”
Sam: “Wives?”
Me: “Wives.”
Sam: [laughing] “That’s a silly word!”